Post by kaminari on Apr 22, 2011 17:49:40 GMT -5
Name:
Hello there. My name is Janosh. Well, actually, it’s Janosh Christian Mellow, but no one gives a crap about second and last names, and I wouldn’t advise you to call me by my full name anyway, because I may very well gouge your eyeballs out with a pencil. So don’t, because pencils are a valuable resource to me, and I’d rather not waste any on you.
Age:
I’m 63, haha. No seriously, I’m 22 years old. Which is pretty old regarding the fact that I don’t have a stable job, let alone the education to get one. That’s what happens when you drop out of school because you don’t get good grades anyway and are young and naïve enough to think you can actually make money just by being good at drawing and stuff. I’m pretty much a starving artist, really.
Picture:
Height:
About 5’10’’, why?
Appearance:
Well, if I had to describe myself, I’d say I look pretty normal. Like, normal as in ‘not hot enough to get any guy I want, but not so ugly that I can’t score at all’. And yeah, you heard right – guy. I’m gay, and I don’t see any reason to feel shy about that fact. But don’t you dare to ask all those annoying questions that usually come with this kind of revelation – how do I know, when did I find out, am I a top or a bottom and do I have a boyfriend? First of all, I don’t have to explain myself to the likes of you. And second, you won’t like my answers anyway. But let’s get one thing clear: I don’t do labels. So I don’t do ‘top’ or ‘bottom’ either, because I don’t see why I should limit myself to only one position. I am versatile, and I expect my lovers to be as well. That’s my second point – it’s lovers, not boyfriends, because I want a boyfriend about as much as I want to eat pussy. So, ‘not at all’ or ‘no way in hell’. I could give you the long explanation, but let’s keep it short and say that it didn’t work out for me in the past and I’ve given up on the idea. But you didn’t want to hear about my love life, right? Appearance it is then. Well, I am neither short nor tall – well, I think so, at least. 5’10’’ is a good size, if you ask me. I’m a bit too thin, but that’s because I’m picky and basically live on coffee and cookies. My hair is a dark brown, unruly mob that is resistant to all sorts of hair products and eats combs and hairbrushes, so don’t try to tame it with one of those, ‘cause it’ll stick up in the back anyway. I do wash it regularly though, so despite its appearance, it doesn’t smell and is kinda soft. My eyes are brown as well, but a lot lighter than my hair, and my lower lip is pierced. I usually don’t bother wearing fashionable clothes or accessories, so all in all, there’s nothing special about me.
Personality:
I just really, really hate people. ‘Nuff said.
Family:
Well, I hate stereotypes, so I would love to tell you that I had the perfect family with two doting parents, a lovely baby sister, a garden and a dog. Unfortunately, it’s more clichéd than that. My family sucked donkey dicks (that’s a figure of speech, yo pervs!), and I really don’t feel comfortable talking about or to them. So no more information for you, unless you get me really, really drunk.
Race:
Well, I’d say human, but I guess you can never really know. Maybe I’m the last surviving member of an ancient race called the ‘insufferable gits’ – ‘cause that’s what a lot of people call me. But I’m pretty sure that’s a title anyway.
Motives:
I wanna obtain world domination. Any more questions?
History:
Not telling, because it’s none of your fucking buisiness. I was born, I went to kindergarden and to school. That’s about it.
Powers:
I have the secret powers of sarcasm, haha. And the power to turn any room I live or step in into a mess within seconds. It’s creative chaos, bitch.
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If you find any mistakes, please tell me - I'm not a native speaker, so I don't know any better than this x.x But if I want to learn something, I need to know what I did wrong
Oh, and if anyone wants to have the cocky bastard, just tell me. He doesn't bite, unless you want him to
Hello there. My name is Janosh. Well, actually, it’s Janosh Christian Mellow, but no one gives a crap about second and last names, and I wouldn’t advise you to call me by my full name anyway, because I may very well gouge your eyeballs out with a pencil. So don’t, because pencils are a valuable resource to me, and I’d rather not waste any on you.
Age:
I’m 63, haha. No seriously, I’m 22 years old. Which is pretty old regarding the fact that I don’t have a stable job, let alone the education to get one. That’s what happens when you drop out of school because you don’t get good grades anyway and are young and naïve enough to think you can actually make money just by being good at drawing and stuff. I’m pretty much a starving artist, really.
Picture:
Height:
About 5’10’’, why?
Appearance:
Well, if I had to describe myself, I’d say I look pretty normal. Like, normal as in ‘not hot enough to get any guy I want, but not so ugly that I can’t score at all’. And yeah, you heard right – guy. I’m gay, and I don’t see any reason to feel shy about that fact. But don’t you dare to ask all those annoying questions that usually come with this kind of revelation – how do I know, when did I find out, am I a top or a bottom and do I have a boyfriend? First of all, I don’t have to explain myself to the likes of you. And second, you won’t like my answers anyway. But let’s get one thing clear: I don’t do labels. So I don’t do ‘top’ or ‘bottom’ either, because I don’t see why I should limit myself to only one position. I am versatile, and I expect my lovers to be as well. That’s my second point – it’s lovers, not boyfriends, because I want a boyfriend about as much as I want to eat pussy. So, ‘not at all’ or ‘no way in hell’. I could give you the long explanation, but let’s keep it short and say that it didn’t work out for me in the past and I’ve given up on the idea. But you didn’t want to hear about my love life, right? Appearance it is then. Well, I am neither short nor tall – well, I think so, at least. 5’10’’ is a good size, if you ask me. I’m a bit too thin, but that’s because I’m picky and basically live on coffee and cookies. My hair is a dark brown, unruly mob that is resistant to all sorts of hair products and eats combs and hairbrushes, so don’t try to tame it with one of those, ‘cause it’ll stick up in the back anyway. I do wash it regularly though, so despite its appearance, it doesn’t smell and is kinda soft. My eyes are brown as well, but a lot lighter than my hair, and my lower lip is pierced. I usually don’t bother wearing fashionable clothes or accessories, so all in all, there’s nothing special about me.
Personality:
I just really, really hate people. ‘Nuff said.
Family:
Well, I hate stereotypes, so I would love to tell you that I had the perfect family with two doting parents, a lovely baby sister, a garden and a dog. Unfortunately, it’s more clichéd than that. My family sucked donkey dicks (that’s a figure of speech, yo pervs!), and I really don’t feel comfortable talking about or to them. So no more information for you, unless you get me really, really drunk.
Race:
Well, I’d say human, but I guess you can never really know. Maybe I’m the last surviving member of an ancient race called the ‘insufferable gits’ – ‘cause that’s what a lot of people call me. But I’m pretty sure that’s a title anyway.
Motives:
I wanna obtain world domination. Any more questions?
History:
Not telling, because it’s none of your fucking buisiness. I was born, I went to kindergarden and to school. That’s about it.
Powers:
I have the secret powers of sarcasm, haha. And the power to turn any room I live or step in into a mess within seconds. It’s creative chaos, bitch.
___________
If you find any mistakes, please tell me - I'm not a native speaker, so I don't know any better than this x.x But if I want to learn something, I need to know what I did wrong
Oh, and if anyone wants to have the cocky bastard, just tell me. He doesn't bite, unless you want him to
