Teahouse Character Cards

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So the character cards that come with the special edition of chapter 2! Since we get 3 each, here's to hoping we can play fill in the missing characters when people get their orders!


Argent[/size]
(pronounced "Ahr-gent")
"The Hand of The Pimp"
Sex: Female
Birthday January 1st (27 yrs old)
Height: 6'1''

Strength: +10
Agility: +10
Stamina: +10
Intellect: +4
Spirit: 0

Character Bonuses
Creepy Red Eyes +1
Androgyny +5

Character Penalties
Inability to Recognize Flirtation +10


Rhys D'Ivore
(pronounced "Reese D-Iv-war")
"The Fancy Lad"
Sex: Constantly
Birthday: April 27th (27yrs old)
Height: 6'1''

Strength: +3
Agility: +4
Stamina: +9
Intellect: +9
Spirit: 5

Character Bonuses
Fanciness +9999
Ninja Like Wrestling Skills +9999

Character Penalties
Name/Face Recognition -9999


Linneus[/size]
(pronounced "Lin-ee-uhs")
Sex: Male
Birthday: April 5th (26yrs old)
Height: 5'9''

Strength: -8
Agility: +5
Stamina: +5
Intellect: +3
Spirit (Team): +10

Character Bonuses
Tea Brewing +10
Glittering Accessories: +2000

Character Penalties
Masculinity -3,000,000

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Sadly I can not upload the pics right now, but here's the bios:

Mercutio:
"The character we dump all our nastiest ideas into and yet fans love him"

Sex: Male
Birthday: ? (26 years old?)
Height: 6'0''

Strength: +9
Agility: +9
Stamina: +10
Intellect: +10
Spirit: +5

Character Bonuses
Ability to confuse: +99
Creeping skills: +Infinity

Character Penalties:
Never going to get a backstory


Claret:
"Boobs McGee"
Sex: Female
Birthday: June 21st (24 years old)
Height: 5'6''

Strength: -10
Agility: -7
Stamina: -1
Intellect: -8
Spirit (Team): +15

Character bonuses:
Distraction while jumping: +10
Impossible to hate: +5

Character penalties:
Always the last one picked

Axis:
"The hissy pissy pussy"
Sex: Yes
Birthday: August 8th (23 years old)
Height: 5'7''

Strength: +3
Agility: +2
Stamina: +10
Intellect: +3
Spirit(Tiger): +10

Character bonuses:
Unsuspecting bottom: +1000
No tan lines: +10

Character penalties:
Forever roots (bad dye job)


((>.> who wants to trade for Claret?))

[Enamoril]

Xanthe Atros
(pronounced "Zanth Atrohs")
"Sir Pimps-A-Lot"
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Height: 5' 11"

Strength: +6
Agility: +2
Stamina: +5
Intellect: +8
Spirit: -4

Character Bonuses
Mighty Back Hand +5
Eyebrows +Infinite

Character Penalties
Ability to Tell a Joke - 10 million

Lilith
(pronounced "Tw-at Wha-full")

" The Cattiest One of All"
Sex: Female
Birthday: March 28th (24 yrs old)
Height: 5'7"

Strength: -5
Agility: +2
Stamina: +6
Intellect: +6
Spirit: -4

Character Bonuses:
Sharp Tongue +8
Gaping C*$t +999

Character Penalties
Looks like a Drag Queen